> A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
> decided to take a leak…. He walked over to a tree and propped up his
> gun.
>
> Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged…
> shooting him in the genitals.
>
> Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his
> doctor.
>
> ‘Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is
> that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, there
> was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the
> buck shot. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage
> done to your penis. I’m going to have to refer you to my brother.’
>
> ‘Oh, well I guess that isn’t too bad,’ the man replied ‘is your
> brother a plastic surgeon?’
>
> ‘Not exactly.’ answered the doctor. ‘He’s a flute player in the local
> symphony….He’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you
> don’t piss in your eye’

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